As a relatively new wife, I have been lamenting with my mother, other wives, girlfriends, mother-in-laws (or is it mothers-in-law?) about the state of their sweethearts' closets. My sweetheart's closet (and his dresser drawers) are chock full of items that belong in one or more of the following places:
A.) The garbage
B.) The Goodwill store
C.) The woods
D.) The garbage
On my current most (or least) wanted list:
Camo hats ...
And this isn't even all of them.
and t-shirts (destination t-shirts are his favorite) ...
Brian accumulates more camo hats and t-shirts than any boy should. I loathe these items. A few are okay. STACKS AND STACKS are not okay. Would you like to meet my worst enemy? My arch nemesis? I give you ...
ALASKA BEAR-PEEING DESTINATION T-SHIRT:
It's holey. It's wrinkly. It's silly ... and a bit ... stupid.
And this is my struggle.
Edit: Brian just saw the words "t-shirt" and "stupid" on my screen. I think he took offense.
Smutty Social Media, April 26, 2017
22 minutes ago